ariirina

So relevant today...

I hate you uterus.

I've never hated a body part as much.

There's a first time for everything huh...

Speaking of babies, I turned on the TV and am watching, in horror right now, A Baby Story on TLC. I just want to change the channel but the remote fell under my bed and I can't find it. This woman is screaming her head off..

My head hurts now. Stop having babies on TV. No one wants to see that but your families, so record it yourselves.. At least don't show the actual procedure.. I don't know... I think a child's birth is private , like what'll you tell your children in the future?

Honey we filmed you naked and everything because we didn't have money to pay for my shoe addiction, I mean your diapers and so a lot of your friends/classmates/future collegues might see this on television!

Not that I don't think giving birth isn't amazing, I just don't want to see it in HD on my flat screen television...

I don't own the above picture, but I was browsing through tumblr one day and thought it to be really relevant and funny.

I have no comments.. lmfao. They had to name it some really masculine name like "ichiban" but the colour really works on his skin tone. He looks like a deranged clown that escaped from an asylum on some deserted Japanese island ( maybe the one Korean and Japan are always fighting over ) and now he's been offered a job in marketing because of his ability to speak japanese... complete with the totally incorrect kanji, and possily non existant too, this ad makes you want to buy this.

[EDIT] Just woke up the grumpy bear. I feel so bad ahh. He probably didn't sleep enough last night and I called him this morning waking him up because he's supposed to come over at 12 and it is currently 11:07... I feel hooorrible. Wah I am a bad woman ;A;