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I've been looking at Liz Lisa all day. I love these clothes. Just ahhhhh. I'm so tempted to fly to Japan and buy the whole store but.. I'm not rich and I can't just randomly fly to a far away country whenever I want.

I'm stuck with ebay, which overprices things like hell and Taobao where everything is fake but cheap, but it's all in Chinese and you need an agent to shop from there, so it's super complicated.

In other news, my better half got a haircut today!~
He refuses to show me though... but I'm so curious to see how he looks!~
I really like longer hair on my boyfriend because I like playing with it, but shorter hair gives a nice refreshing look! It's a good idea too since it's summer and it would be ridiculously hot with longer hair~

But then again he's all like " Maybe I didn't even get a haircut~~~"
Ahh, he's cute either way (:!

I misssss him so much but we are having a fun family outing tomorrow so I have to be strong until then!

I have to start working on all my ISU's.. ahhhhhh. Let's work hard and get everything done so we can play more ;A;~

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I am sooooo happy. No beyond happy. Like happiness level is infinity right now ~ ♥
My baby  is coming with us tomorrow.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Just distracting myself from the fact that my beautiful boyfriend is in a room full of korean women... .
I don't trust them at all. Unless I know them personally every woman is an enemy.


It's kind of like those shooting RPG games that guys play where you just shoot people, except they're all well groomed beautiful korean girls. But seriously. I have a large gun and you have nothing. I like the idea of this game. They should make it. I'll call up Nintendo and ask them to mass produce this. It'll really help with my insecurities.

All I can imagine is that some korean girl wants my baby's help and she traps him in a room and he has no escape and she has some kind of magical kimbap that she forces him to eat and he forgets all about me and she tells him lies about his past and how she's been his lover for 3849 years and that her name is like Kim Park Young Hee Joo.

Don't get me wrong. I like korean girls! They're so nice and kind and everything but there are always some that are like the wolf in little red riding hood and that want my pie really badly.
Too bad bitch you can't have my pie ok?!
Go get your own pie, this is my flavor too..
Inconsiderate people.
Wait I think in the story little red riding hood had like cookies or whatever... oh well. I'll have magical kimbap too. But it'll be bad magical kimbap and it'll be all like:

Me: Hey Kim Park Young Hee Joo-noona (bitch!) would you like some kimbap? * smiles sweetly and offers her some food *
Kim Park Young Hee Joo: Oh Andreea you're so nice! Even though I'm trying to seduce and steal your man and even if I look like a Korean supermodel I'm glad I have such a nice ugly friend! *takes a kimbap*
Me: Yes of course!!!~~~~~ I love you noona (bitchyougondie-whattttttt!!~~) I hope that kimbap is delicious I didn't use rat poisoning and cockroach poison to make it. That funny taste is just my special love ingredient ♥
Kim Park Young Hee Joo: I can't believe I'm eating ugly people's kimbap!~~~~ It tastes like I'm eating a whole can of expired tuna!~
Me: You're so kind noona. Bitch jokes I poisoned you and locked you in this room and I have a secret knife  in my bra made by genius japanese people (they make everything, even bra knives) and I'm going to use it to cut you more delicious kimbap♥
Kim Park Young Hee Joo: Ohohohohoho!~~ I was so scared but you're just kidding poor people's humour sure is funny!~~~~~hohohohoho
Me: Oh look noona a unicorn! *points to window*
Kim Park Young Hee Joo: WHERE?!?!?!?
Me:* throws her out the window and she lands into a dumpster and they drive her to some retarded island in the middle of nowhere that's named like QQQIOXNA and everyone there thinks she is ugly but only men live on this island so they all marry her and she makes a lot of black babies that she names like XZOUE and everyone forgets about her in Korea and she's too dumb to use a phone*

And then me and my boyfriend will grow old together and when I'm like 99 I'm going to be like
Me: Baby you remember Kim Park Young Hee Joo?
Baby: LOLOLOLLOOLLOOLOLOOLOL
Me: LOOLOLOLLOOOOOOOLOLOOL
Kim Park Young Hee Joo: LOOLLOOLLOOLOL jokes you can't laugh you got eaten by a shark.

Ahh somehow I feel a little better knowing I have a plan now. But it's not only Koreans. There are still other girls in the world. Except Japanese girls. I trust them all and they're like an extinct species in Toronto anyways so they're not really something I have to worry about ~ I'd most likely be friends with them ahaha.